Funny joke...just read it...it's funny. Married people will get it XD......?
Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 andnoticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance --particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operatedflawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, suchas Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirableprograms such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.(and NASCAR 500.0)Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashesthe system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but tono avail.What can I do?Signed, Desperate Dear Tech snore Desperate:First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, whileHusband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: 'I ThoughtYou Loved Me.exe' and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget toinstall the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed,Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application cancause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 orBeer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the SnoringLoudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runsa virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all yoursystem resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limitedmemory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might considerbuying additional software to improve memory and performance. Werecommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.Good Luck,Tech SupportI was at a wedding yesterday, which is where I heard this. The pastor at a wedding told this, because the groom is a major computer guy. Everyone in the chapel was laughing really hard. So it was kinda cool. He sent it to my dad, and my dad sent it to me. FFeel free to copy and paste it and send it to someone else! :D
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